How to act

Water on the Moon

Awesome, awesome, three times awesome.

Last month NASA crashed a 2 ton rocket and an satalite into the moon, hoping to kick up evidence of water. Cause that would be awesome. If we're going to have an outpost on the moon, we need water. And water is really heavy, so it's tough to boost it up there.

On Friday, NASA announced that they kicked up a "signifigant amount" of water.

RAH would be loving this, if he were still alive.

Apperently, not everyone is so thrilled with this bit of awesomeness. I guess some people are mad, because that thought it was an act of war against the life forms there, or the werewolfs, or something. There was a petition saying such.

The excuse given is that this is an effort to find water deep under lunar surface. But it also serves as a live-fire test exercise for US war strategists with an interest in the precision of orbiting satellite weapons... in other words, the southern hemisphere of the Moon will be turned into a firing range, making this mission one giant leap for the global reach of space warfare.

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What can we as surrealists or lunatics or astrologers or naturalists or anarcho-primitivists or Greens or werewolves or pagans or psychics or UFO groupies or other concerned members of the general public do?
We must soothe the Moon, we bandage her. We implore other celestial bodies and entities to aid her. We will not let her endure this crime or its grim aftermath alone.

We need to communicate to the Moon. Talk to her in our dreams, trances, or meditations, and prepare her for this shock and wound as best we can. Hold her, send out imaginative protection to her, and put our dream bodies out there in front of the bomb. Collectively, we can sabotage the bombing or by imagining all manner of things going wrong, or encouraging the Moon to increase her own magnetic shields. Sing to her. Give her back just a tiny portion of all that she has done for us. We are all created from Moon dust.

Wowsers.

Doublewide IPA

Boulevard Smokestack Series Doublewide IPA.

I've been drinking it for a while now, and my taste for it hasn't waned. It's very good. Go buy some and drink it. It's good for you. The Quad is pretty great too.

Awesome.

Heartbreaking Post #231

When I was a little kid, I liked the standard cartoons. GI Joe. He-Man. Thundercats. Transformers.

And I liked some lesser known shows. Dungeons & Dragons, Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future, Gummy Bears (Don't make fun, that was a good show), Thundar, etc.

Well, for Christmas one year, Lil' Brando wanted Megatron. I didn't ask for other stuff, cause I didn't want to dilute my gift getting power.

On Christmas morning, I got a couple of gifts like ice scrapers, and mittens, and such. But in my stocking was something special. And when I unwrapped it, I discovered that it was a......

Wait for it.....


A Go-Bot.

Hey folks, if you don't know the difference between your run of the mill, $1.95, no-name Go-bot, and Megatron, the leader of the Deceptacons, who transforms into a damn gun.....well....you better axe somebody. Cause they're not the same thing. I actually believe that in that situation, it was unintentional. My mom was trying to knock out rent, not learn about Megatron.

At least my uncle bought me Hound, and the following year, I got Blitzkreig, the tripplechanger.

Sort of a sad story? Ok, not really. I know that I'm blessed and had it pretty good.

If you wanna be sad, check out this mean Christmas prank. These parents get their kid an X-Box 360 box filled with sweaters and crap, so the kid thinks he's getting an X-Box. They did it intentionally. As a prank.

It's a little hard to watch, because it's Christmas afterall, and that's not how it's supposed to work. Don't do that. Christmas is really sacred to kids, and kids are cool.



Guess what. Kids remember shit. 25 years from now, when Jr. doesn't want to visit you, don't ask why.

That's very good

You'd have to have a pretty hard heart not to get something in your eye when you watch this.

It's nice. It'll make your day a little bit better.

Fort Hood

I'm sure by now you've read about the massacre at Fort Hood. As of right now it's 12 dead, 31 wounded. I immediately went to the Liberal websites Democratic Underground, and DailyKOS to get a feel for what real modern Liberals had to say about it.

They're loving it.

It's very consistent with what Liberals have said to me, and the mirth they've expressed at servicemen being murdered. Remember how much they high-fived when Sgt. Akbar (muslim convert) rolled grenades into officers tents in 2003 killing two?

Remember how funny Libs (Tony,Chad) thought it was when an Airman was shot at his house by a moonbat?

Or the Libs I've personally heard talk about murdering a recruiter? (Fatherhead, Travis). And the general happiness after Abdul Hakim Mujahid Muhammad (muslim convert) killed a recruiter in Arkansas earlier this year.



They support the troops when they kill their officers, huh. I guess they really support their officers, when they kill their enlisted.

Assholes.

This last week has been the week of horrors. That two hour homecoming dance gang rape in San Francisco that was watched and filmed by about 20 people, the Cleveland horror house that they're still pulling bodies out of, the 14 year old boy who drowned his 4 year old neighbor who he'd been molesting and then put his body in a dryer, and the mentally handicapped man who was chained up in a Wisconsin beating room.

You can't treat people like that. Libs are always yelling some response to that. Something about how they can.

It's really unfortunate that more people aren't good like me. I at least know those things are wrong.

"What do you know? You don't know anything." - AUA

I know that these horrific murders are wrong. I wish I could force you to agree with me.

-------------------update-----------------
Within minutes of hearing about it, I heard the Narrative^tm that he was a PTSD, psycho, redneck, Republican, teabagger, Texan, that was traumatized from combat and Bush is to blame, etc. Emblematic of the military and such. You know the rhetoric. "Get a mop", they say.

I can't confirm this fact quite yet, but it's looking like he never deployed. (Liberal apologies pending) It also looks like he (surprise, surprise) had a big problem with US foreign policy. When people say they're "Anti-War", that's a misnomer. They're fake pacifists. They have no problem with war in a general sense. Just which side they're on. He went to war today.



At any rate, here is a quick comment to give you a general idea.

"It is fucking serves americans right!
It's a shame he couldn't kill more americans like they are killing muslim!"

DU,DU,DU

Pumpkin Beer

I'm drinking a pumpkin beer right now. It's pretty good. I used to be more of a beer purist, but now I just don't care about those Bavarian purity laws.

I've yet to brew my own pumpkin beer, but apparently you're not cool unless you use an actual pumpkin for your mash tun and your carboy.



Very work intensive, but a pretty cool idea.

Linkeypoo